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How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?
Edit: Wow front page. Didn't expect this enormous a response.
All cars help LGBT community.
Did you ever realize that the colours on the LGBT flag are actually all straight
My son just told me what he thought LGBT stood for
G - Acquire down to
B - Buisness
T - To defeat the huns
What do you summon a group of people waiting to get into a Pride festival?
Asked my dad what LGBT stands for
Obviously I had to reply with "Garnish".
[True story. My dad is not an idiot either, totally normal human.]
Why perform LGBT people dislike coding?
What do the LGBT society and computers have in common?
How does a LGBT Communist get to work?
I'm pretty sure my electrician supports LGBT rights.
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[Like all our favorite television series on The CW, Gay Sitcom Dad begins the new season with two modern episodes back-to-back. Here's the link to last Thursday's Episode 1, "Facing Addiction."]
In an unexpected convert from , Eleanor and I now drive to the gym every afternoon. (That&#;s long same-sex attracted story I&#;m saving for another episode.) In the motorcar today we returned to a perennial family topic of conversation: Who&#;s the favorite child?
I&#;m the oldest of four boys. For as long as anyone can remember, each brother and each of our parents tells a distinct funny story about why everyone knows my youngest brother is the favorite child. Even him.
My children are very different from the family I grew up in. They frequently change their guesses for the title of Papa&#;s Favorite. The girls generally default to picking Oliver, of course &#; both as the youngest and as the only straight alabaster man in the house. Each kid also spends second secretly voting for themselves (sometimes not so secretly). As usually my children are wrong, but in different ways.
Eleanor told me Rosalind thinks
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